Zombie Tea

Protect yourself from Zombie Flu, attract zombies and maybe even treat early symptoms of Zombie Flu with this recipe for Zombie Tea.

Zombie tea is delicious and is also chocked full of essential vitamins and minerals to help get your day started or help you stay healthy and strong. Zombie tea is all natural and contains essential healing elements which are extremely critical to help keep you alive with the threat of infection of Zombie Flu being a real and present danger.

The Original Zombie Tea:

  • 8 ounces warm water
  • 1 tablespoon chili powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon of lemon juice (may substitute lime juice)

Combine ingredients in large drinking glass and stir briskly using the same tablespoon used to measure the chili powder until chili powder is either dissolved or thourougly clumped at the bottom of the glass.

Enjoy your zombie tea, feel the life kicked back into your body, stronger and wiser, ready to survive!


The 2LiveCrew Zombie Tea:

For an extra boost, the follow the recipe above then continue below to create 2LiveCrew Zombie tea.

Using the same tablespoon just used for stirring add the following ingredients to finish the tea:

  • 1 tablespoon of chili powder
  • 1 tablespoon of tabasco sauce
  • 1/2 teaspoon of Worchestire sauce
  • 1 tablespoon of chili sauce


To best enjoy the 2LiveCrew Zombie Tea you just created, lick the remaining ingredients off tablespoon and immediately chase it down with the tea!


Share this simple recipe with your friends and feel free to serve it to all the guests at your next dinner party. Remember, to keep yourself, your friends and your family safe during a zombie apocalypse, never forget that zombies love chili.


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