Simple, yet effective, the ultimate defense against zombie attacks is personal zombie protective gear or PZPG. Movies and television always seem to focus on the strategy of building a protective fortress of sorts to barricade themselves from flesh-eating fiends, also known as zombies or the walking dead.
New Years Resolution #22315: Produce a remix of the chart topping hit single from the 90′s, Zombies Love Chili!
Even the worst of things can be made better with chili. Take this Zombie Chili recipe for example:
3 – cans tomatoes, stewed
2 – cans chili beans
Protect yourself from Zombie Flu, attract zombies and maybe even treat early symptoms of Zombie Flu with this recipe for Zombie Tea. Zombie tea is delicious and is also chocked full of essential vitamins and minerals to help get your day started or help you stay healthy and strong. Zombie tea is all natural and […]
If you are reading this, you are obviously intelligent, unlike the idiots at ZombiesHateChili.com. In this article, we are going to explain the fundamentals of chili baiting zombies and provide you with life saving information on protecting yourself during zombie apocalypse using the zombies love of chili against them.
Don’t believe that Zombies Love Chili? Don’t believe the facts presented by ZombiesLoveChili.com are really Zombie facts? Would you rather believe the hate-mongers at ZombiesHateChili.com or our reputable friends at UrbanDictionary.com?
Apparently the haters still hate and are STILL in denial of the truth… Zombies Love Chili. This is a fact that is repeatedly proven but, there are some that cannot accept the truth.
Where is the proof that Zombies hate chili? There is an abundance of proof of the opposite, zombies in fact do love chili.
Those that argue FACT are not reasonable or rational people. The credibility of their claims of hatred of chili are based on speculation and personal biases, not fact.
There are many root causes for misconceptions in the world today, this post on ZombiesHateChili.com is a perfect example of ignorance which results in distortion of truth.
Zombie enjoying chili and cheese, not brains